Cooter and I hope you are enjoying the pictures and we're here today for you to meet Cooter and have a Marley Lilly Giveaway!!!
In my family, rubber duckies are must have accessories. There isn't a party or event or Tuesday that isn't made better by a rubber duck. In the case of mullet hunting...a rubber duckie may just save your life. You would be amazed at how many people will pose for a picture with a rubber duck if you ask. When it's too dangerous to ask, holding up your duck and taking a picture of that...with your target in the background...often gets you the picture. My NASCAR rubber duck is named Cooter. Cooter likes Chevies and Lynyrd Skynyrd and Miller Lite.
Cooter has friends that are extremely helpful in snapping pictures of my very favourite insane, bible-beaters in the whole world!
Bless their hearts...they are there every year...and I look forward to them every year! They preach, through bullhorns, the evils of...well...everything! One year they were talking about the evils of buying a car...outside a NASCAR race! Evidently, not everyone saw the irony.
At this point, you must be asking yourself, "How on Earth does Princess do NASCAR?"
Well, I'll tell you. Every track is different and you should always check with tracks with which you're unfamiliar...but as a rule...here's what you can bring:
The standard is a clear bag of some sort...no handbags...and a 14x14x14in soft-sided cooler. As you can see, I have what I call my "NASCAR Kit." In my clear backpack I always stow a blanket, a scarf, a hat, and a koozie. Princess tip: Always keep heat wraps and emergency ice packs (the kind you break for cooling a sports injury) in your bag. Something will ALWAYS happen that wasn't expected and you will thank me later that you had them. It will either rain or get too hot or too cold and the unprepared are always miserable!
Yes...the people you saw in the pictures are crawling all over races...but we needn't all be savages! With NASCAR's increasing popularity and range of ticket prices, I'm not the only person there with a popped collar...nor will you be!!!
As for that soft-sided cooler, pack it full or you'll find yourself competing with the savages for a spot in line to buy $8 Miller Lites and greasy stadium food. This Princess is madly in love with her Marley Lilly Monogrammed Cooler Bag!!!
I could not be more in love with this bag! It's super adorable and durable and perfect for everything from NASCAR to your car! I use it for grocery shopping and road trips...you name it! I love it so much that the ever generous Marley Lilly is giving one away to one of my readers!
To enter, post each of these you do as separate comments:
1: Follow Marley Lilly on Twitter
2: Follow me on Twitter
3: Tweet about this giveaway
4: Follow my blog
5: Blog about this giveaway
6: Like Marley Lilly on Facebook.
7: Who's your favourite driver and why?
8: What's your favourite Marley Lilly item?
9: Share a picture of your favourite mullet.
Good luck!
XOXO,
~CAT
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Sunday, March 25, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Mullet Hunting (part 1)
In my family, mullet hunting has become something of a sport.
Well...mullet hunting is a bit too specific...though one does get extra points for mullets...and level of risk...but let's not jump ahead.
If people choose to leave their homes looking a hot mess...I feel obligated...nay...I feel the MORAL DUTY to do my very best to snap their picture and share it so that no one else might ever think it's ok! Or...perhaps...it's just funny as hell.
Case in point:
Just a few to give you an idea. These pictures, you should know, have been taken over the span of many years and in multiple locations from coast to coast.
I have found, that one of the very best places to find these people, is a NASCAR race. Some of you love NASCAR and some of you just rolled your eyes when you saw the word. I, too, was one of the many who thought it was nothing but rednecks turning left. But, my friends? I am here to tell you...it is soooo much more!!! Once I actually went to my first race? I was hooked!
It's a circus, people! I have never seen anything like it! Pre-race, there is a concert or two, displays and booths of everything you can imagine...times 10! Want to join the US Border Patrol? Go to a NASCAR race! You can meet agents, play with their toys...you can get an application!!! Want to try that new soda? I guarantee you, someone is walking around, handing out samples. A fun, frozen, drink more your style? You can find nice people that will swirl the mango flavour with some other pink flavour because you just can't make up your mind between the 2 shades of pink! Take your drink, pop your collar, twirl your pearls, find a seat and watch the people go by! You will be amazed!!!
You're not the only one in pearls! As ticket prices range from about $35 to well over $400...and I'm not talking boxes here, I'm talking regular seating...the financial demographic is all over the map!!! It's not at all unheard-of to go to brunch at the Club and then head straight to the track. Forbes magazine has named it the "America's Fastest Growing Sport". There's a reason. Though ticket buyers may not share a neighborhood, they do, generally, share 2 things.
NASCAR fans tend to be Patriotic and have Faith in whomever their God may be. I'm not suggesting anyone have Jr. Nation...you're NASCAR's version of the UK's Football Hooligans and you KNOW it (no, not all of you, so give me a break)...over for dinner, I'm simply saying, if you've never been...you would be amazed!
Moving right along, this...shall we say...diverse group includes the best mullets and most frightening attire I have ever seen! That said, fan or not, grab your camera and get thee to a race!
As I said, these pictures can be extremely difficult to take and occasionally dangerous. Start small...work your way up.
Please notice the woman in the blue seat...with a cheap sports-bra on over a dirty wife-beater!
What's with the ducks? All in good time, my pretties. All in good time...
These next 2 are from my most dangerous and most awesome find...EVER! This is not for beginners! My friends...I would like to introduce you to an incredibly rare and very dangerous creature...mostly the stuff of lore since the mid-80s...
Well...mullet hunting is a bit too specific...though one does get extra points for mullets...and level of risk...but let's not jump ahead.
If people choose to leave their homes looking a hot mess...I feel obligated...nay...I feel the MORAL DUTY to do my very best to snap their picture and share it so that no one else might ever think it's ok! Or...perhaps...it's just funny as hell.
Case in point:
Just a few to give you an idea. These pictures, you should know, have been taken over the span of many years and in multiple locations from coast to coast.
I have found, that one of the very best places to find these people, is a NASCAR race. Some of you love NASCAR and some of you just rolled your eyes when you saw the word. I, too, was one of the many who thought it was nothing but rednecks turning left. But, my friends? I am here to tell you...it is soooo much more!!! Once I actually went to my first race? I was hooked!
It's a circus, people! I have never seen anything like it! Pre-race, there is a concert or two, displays and booths of everything you can imagine...times 10! Want to join the US Border Patrol? Go to a NASCAR race! You can meet agents, play with their toys...you can get an application!!! Want to try that new soda? I guarantee you, someone is walking around, handing out samples. A fun, frozen, drink more your style? You can find nice people that will swirl the mango flavour with some other pink flavour because you just can't make up your mind between the 2 shades of pink! Take your drink, pop your collar, twirl your pearls, find a seat and watch the people go by! You will be amazed!!!
You're not the only one in pearls! As ticket prices range from about $35 to well over $400...and I'm not talking boxes here, I'm talking regular seating...the financial demographic is all over the map!!! It's not at all unheard-of to go to brunch at the Club and then head straight to the track. Forbes magazine has named it the "America's Fastest Growing Sport". There's a reason. Though ticket buyers may not share a neighborhood, they do, generally, share 2 things.
NASCAR fans tend to be Patriotic and have Faith in whomever their God may be. I'm not suggesting anyone have Jr. Nation...you're NASCAR's version of the UK's Football Hooligans and you KNOW it (no, not all of you, so give me a break)...over for dinner, I'm simply saying, if you've never been...you would be amazed!
Moving right along, this...shall we say...diverse group includes the best mullets and most frightening attire I have ever seen! That said, fan or not, grab your camera and get thee to a race!
As I said, these pictures can be extremely difficult to take and occasionally dangerous. Start small...work your way up.
Please notice the woman in the blue seat...with a cheap sports-bra on over a dirty wife-beater!
What's with the ducks? All in good time, my pretties. All in good time...
These next 2 are from my most dangerous and most awesome find...EVER! This is not for beginners! My friends...I would like to introduce you to an incredibly rare and very dangerous creature...mostly the stuff of lore since the mid-80s...
THE FE-MULLET
Beware the fe-mullet! She is an incredibly fierce and aggressive creature prone to fits of rage.
That said, you will be happy to know...
There is someone for everyone...and for the fe-mullet? A yeti.
For now...I'll leave you with that.
But tomorrow? NASCAR the Preppy Pink Princess way...
A MARLEY LILLY giveaway...
And an introduction to my dear friend, Cooter the Duck!
XOXO,
~CAT
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